Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Rare Deed 001

So here it is......The first deed. Some of these may not be for the faint of heart or the sensitive. At times they may include bodily fluids at other times not......Each deed is a pub story. Something you tell when your with your mates, brothers, relatives (as long as its one of the clean stories) and occasionally I tell the wife......
IRB  - this ones for you...............
It was a night around the local town, there had been much drinking and merryment. Eventually we had fallen into one of the more sleazy 'clubs' which was called 'Chaplins'. We had been in there a while and we were all in good spirits, one of the guys I was with, saw a girl with a unlit cigarette in her mouth. Never one to miss an opportunity for a knockback he sidled went up to the girl (with his lighter in his hand), and tried to put his arm around her shoulder and light the cigarette. As his arm was too short to reach her cigarette, the only thing he lit was the side of her extremely laquered hair....... In a dark dingy club nothing stands out quite like a 6 inch blue flame on the side of a womans head!
Be warned - Hairspray is flammable

In an instant he was patting out her hair and incredibly she thought it was some sort of courtship ritual and was actually laughing and smiling. I doubt she was still laughing the next morning when she looked in the mirror and realised one of her ears was now showing, where there should've been thick curls of brown hair..........
Me and our other two friends looked at the whole scene in horror expecting that at any second it would kick off, but it didn't.
 
 Gobsmacked!

She was fine and her mates were relaxed about it too. Once the pungent smell of burnt hair was thick in our nostrils we decided to drink up and head off...........

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