Well it finally looks as though my broadband connection is working properly again. I'm blogging from the garden whilst Ethan in on the trampoline and having fun in the sun.
Its great to be on holidays...........
Sunday, 24 April 2011
Friday, 18 March 2011
Procrastination
Its like.......the easiest thing in the world.........I love its sweet embrace, like an old friend. DAMN!! I really need to study and finish my assignments!!
I will add an image tomorrow
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Study Leave
I didn't realise work had become so stressful. Well I did - But didnt notice the difference until I was out of the rat race for a few days.
I'm on study leave for 3 days and its nice just to work without anyone mithering, talking shit to you and basically making your day that little bit worse.
So anyways...I am working to a timetable and that timetable does not include 'Blog Time'. Off to study......
I'm on study leave for 3 days and its nice just to work without anyone mithering, talking shit to you and basically making your day that little bit worse.
So anyways...I am working to a timetable and that timetable does not include 'Blog Time'. Off to study......
My Office - I was wearing a disguise when this photo was taken
Wednesday, 16 March 2011
Black its all Black............
Life can be as shit or as great as you make it. But sometimes things are just black....
Rare Deed 001
So here it is......The first deed. Some of these may not be for the faint of heart or the sensitive. At times they may include bodily fluids at other times not......Each deed is a pub story. Something you tell when your with your mates, brothers, relatives (as long as its one of the clean stories) and occasionally I tell the wife......
IRB - this ones for you...............
It was a night around the local town, there had been much drinking and merryment. Eventually we had fallen into one of the more sleazy 'clubs' which was called 'Chaplins'. We had been in there a while and we were all in good spirits, one of the guys I was with, saw a girl with a unlit cigarette in her mouth. Never one to miss an opportunity for a knockback he sidled went up to the girl (with his lighter in his hand), and tried to put his arm around her shoulder and light the cigarette. As his arm was too short to reach her cigarette, the only thing he lit was the side of her extremely laquered hair....... In a dark dingy club nothing stands out quite like a 6 inch blue flame on the side of a womans head!
In an instant he was patting out her hair and incredibly she thought it was some sort of courtship ritual and was actually laughing and smiling. I doubt she was still laughing the next morning when she looked in the mirror and realised one of her ears was now showing, where there should've been thick curls of brown hair..........
Me and our other two friends looked at the whole scene in horror expecting that at any second it would kick off, but it didn't.
She was fine and her mates were relaxed about it too. Once the pungent smell of burnt hair was thick in our nostrils we decided to drink up and head off...........
IRB - this ones for you...............
It was a night around the local town, there had been much drinking and merryment. Eventually we had fallen into one of the more sleazy 'clubs' which was called 'Chaplins'. We had been in there a while and we were all in good spirits, one of the guys I was with, saw a girl with a unlit cigarette in her mouth. Never one to miss an opportunity for a knockback he sidled went up to the girl (with his lighter in his hand), and tried to put his arm around her shoulder and light the cigarette. As his arm was too short to reach her cigarette, the only thing he lit was the side of her extremely laquered hair....... In a dark dingy club nothing stands out quite like a 6 inch blue flame on the side of a womans head!
Be warned - Hairspray is flammable
In an instant he was patting out her hair and incredibly she thought it was some sort of courtship ritual and was actually laughing and smiling. I doubt she was still laughing the next morning when she looked in the mirror and realised one of her ears was now showing, where there should've been thick curls of brown hair..........
Me and our other two friends looked at the whole scene in horror expecting that at any second it would kick off, but it didn't.
Gobsmacked!
Its about Bloody Time!!
Hey no-one
Just coming back online after being away for a very long while. Life is good and the family is fine. I am going to try and pick up some steam then get some writing done.
City are in the FA Cup Semi Final....against Utd......
Well at least we can't lose against them in the final!!!!
Just coming back online after being away for a very long while. Life is good and the family is fine. I am going to try and pick up some steam then get some writing done.
City are in the FA Cup Semi Final....against Utd......
Well at least we can't lose against them in the final!!!!
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