Man builds his own 'The Dark Knight' Batpod

I looked up the definition of 'Bastard' and this was the picture

Firestarter - Original by Noel Coward

So why have a Blog?

Well I was originally going to keep a diary but I am not a good writer really and get bored too quickly plus I wanted to share some of my stories.
Also I think it is sometimes therapeutic to get your thoughts down into words. Slowly over time you will be introduced to my family, friends, occasionally the past and definitely the present.

Film - Role Models

My wife has just walked in from her day at the races (Haydock). She is drunk but happy drunk which is good in one way but also means I'm going to get waffled at for about the next 2 hours. Anyways in her own inimitable style she was talking crude to her friends at the track (they are all the same. I dont want to make out its just the wife. Trust me shes not the worst.) Anyway she had to explain to one of the women what a 'twitching starfish' was. And it reminded me of another movie - Role Models.

'Tell her you wanna see her whispering eye'

Personally I found this movie hilarious and especially one scene. Whispering eye. For those who haven't seen it, its for me was one of the funniest punchlines and reactions I've seen on screen for some time. When I watch comedies you sometimes see a chemistry that you can tell continued when the cameras stopped rolling. This was one of those movies.
See it.

The Egg - A Short Story

The Egg

This was a story I read a while back. Interesting stuff and dont worry it'll take you about 2 minutes to read.
Come back and comment what you think.

Tomorrow

I think tomorrow I have to start writing out some 'Rare Deeds'

Film - Inception

Saw this about a week ago and enjoyed it immensely. Went with my brother John straight after work one night.
The acting was first rate and the action sequences were nothing short of spectacular. The story itself really worked for me and it also got into my head for about two days after. I know the same happened to John. He rang me the following day and said he'd had a dream where the characters from the film were in his dream. His girlfriend also contacted me via FB and said he was going to sleep at night whilst listening to the soundtrack............I've said enough.....!!
But the film was excellent and I would definitely see it again plus recommend it to anyone.

Vomit

Barrowman - Cheesier than a whale's penis

I'm sat here now with Ethan in bed and tweeking my blog. On the TV is Tonight's the Night with John Barrowman. It is SO cheesy its untrue. Its so bad I feel like I want to do the washing up just to get out of the room..... Unbelievable

Ethan the architect

Can you guess what I'm thinking?

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Daddy & Ethan Day

We have had a trains, buses and cars day today plus some chilling out at home. We both went to Liverpool on the train and had a (short) walk around. Ethan went on two small fairground type rides.


Winnie the Pooh? I thought it was a plane ride.....

Then he had a small kick off - Nothing more than usual and so we headed back to the train. Came back home and took him for lunch at McD's. Then we went for a little drive and and have chilled for the rest of the day.
Gonna put him to bed soon and then tidy round AND THEN watch a movie. Hot Tub Time Machine is looking favorite.......
More soon